2 Things You Will Never Hear Me Ask...
#1: "Hey Mom, what do you think of this new breakcore remix?"
and
#2: "Hey what does Forrester think of [ insert anything relevant here ]?".
In a stunning attempt to simultaneously top Gartner Reports on being accurate, Microsoft on being original, and "Alternative Music" on being an alternative to anything, Forrester has issued a mind-numbingly corny image of Apple circa 2013.
According to the visionaries at Forrester, 5 years from now the Cupertino posse will add to their string of revolutionary, market altering products like the iMac, the iPod & the iPhone with.... wait for it.... clock radios, universal remotes, and digital picture frames. Seriously?!? OK, date check... nope, it's not April 1st. So I guess the industrial design professionals at Apple are really going to have to push themselves if they want to become Spencer's Gifts in the next half-decade.
Even the Mac-player-haters I know would expect more from Apple.
I would give anything to have a video of Jonathan Ive reading this report.... 2 Researchers, 1 Cup.
Ok well any mom that listens to breakcore can beat up your mom. oh and mac sucks. It's great to see images of the imac. REally puts a stamp on how wack that product was.
Posted by: Frankie Loscavio | May 23, 2008 at 11:12 AM